Funniest Birthday Quotes


One of the general sayings is that laughter is the best medicine. This is quite correct in the fact that laughter is a cure to many diseases providing the best powerful stress-relief medicine there is. When two or more people share a laugh, it binds these people together and increase happiness and intimacy. It has also been proven that laughter is best for your body under mental stress. Laughter brings about happiness in people’s life and brings them closer in times of sadness. Laughter triggers some of the healthiest physical changes in the human body strengthening immune system, boosting energy, diminishing pain, and protecting from stress and its damaging effects. A laugh here and there will make a person feel in the mood to do something good. Laughter is always a powerful antidote to pain, stress, and conflict. Enjoy these funniest birthday quotes.

Funniest Birthday Quotes

A birthday of a person’s life is one of the most important days. This is the day when his closest family and friends share this celebration at one place with everyone who cares about this person. This is the time when the person is happy and with his friends cracks a joke or two. Funny things make a person happy in life. When a person is engaged in enjoying funny things, depression does not come to his mind; rather he is just happy to enjoy life at its fullest. These funny things can also make a person move back to his life and enjoy life at its fullest. Mentioned here are some of the funny birthday quotes which will surely crack up your day.

1.  Two elderly men are sitting on a bench outside a retirement home and one says, “Ted I am 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age how do you feel?”
Ted says “I feel like a newborn baby!”
“Really? like a newborn baby?”
“Yep no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants!”

2. You’re not 40, you’re eighteen with 22 years of experience!

3. You think you are special JUST because it’s your birthday today…No way you’re special every day!!!

4. How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older? Happy birthday!

5. I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.

6. I can’t believe you’re almost 18. You’ll be able to go to jail!

7. Forget about the past, you can’t change it, Forget about the future, you can’t predict it,
And forget about the present, I didn’t get you one!

8. Act your age not your shoe size.

9. You’re birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar….. Yung No Mo

10. Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional.